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Friday, 10 July 2009


1438 - Randy Beaman's pal...

From [info]keeper1st:

One time, OK see, one time Randy Beaman's friend Colin, who was the son of one of the writers of Animaniacs, was made into a caricature and recorded lots of stories about Randy Beaman, and eventually Colin grew up and joined the Army and now he's fighting in Afghanistan.

'K bye.

location: 56031
current mood: [mood icon] thankful

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Thursday, 9 July 2009


1726 - Colonel Ed is dead

I never knew this side of the man...

COLONEL ED IS DEAD

Ed wanted to be a Marine fighter pilot. The US was building up their military force, but they were not at war yet and the Navy required all its potential Navy and Marine pilots to have two years of college. So Ed started classes at Boston College.

When Pearl Harbor was attacked the Army and the Navy both dropped the college requirement and Ed applied to the Marines. His primary flight training was in Dallas and then he went to Pensacola , Florida . He was carrier qualified, which means he knew how to perform a controlled crash of his single engine fighter, onto the rolling deck of a Navy floating runway.

It took Ed almost two years to get through all the Navy flight training. His problem was he was a very good pilot and the Marines needed flight instructors. He had a great command presence and public speaking ability, which landed him in the classroom, training new baby Marine pilots.

His orders to the Pacific fleet and the chance to fly combat missions off a carrier came in the spring of 1945, on the same day the Atomic bomb was dropped on Hiroshima. Of course his orders where changed. He never went to sea and he was out of the Marines in 1946.

Ed stayed in the USMC as a reserve officer. He became a successful personality in the new TV medium, after the war. His Marine command presence helped. He was recalled to active duty during the Korean War. He never got to fly his fighter aircraft, but he saw his share of raw combat. He flew the Cessna O-1E Bird Dog, which is a single engine slow-moving unarmed plane. He functioned as an artillery spotter for the Marine batteries on the ground and as a forward controller for the Navy & Marine fighter / bombers who flew in on fast moving jet engines, bombed the area and were gone in seconds. Captain Ed was still circling the enemy looking for more targets, all the time taking North Korean and Chinese ground fire.

He stayed with the Marines as a reserve officer and retired in 1966 as a Colonel.

One night I was watching a show when the subject of Colonel Ed earning a number of Navy Air Medals came up. The host, a former Navy officer, understood the significance of these medals, but Ed shrugged it off, saying that if you flew enough combat missions they just sort of gave them to you. Ed flew 85 combat missions over North Korea; he earned every one of those Air Medals. The casualty rate for flying forward air controllers in Korea sometimes exceeded 50% of a squadron's manpower. Ed was lucky to have gotten home from that war.

Once a Marine, always a Marine.

When the public was spitting (taking their personal safety into their own hands) at Marines on the streets of Southern California during Vietnam, Colonel Ed was taking Marines off the streets and into his posh Beverly Hills home. I spoke to a retired Marine aircrew member the day Colonel Ed died and he personally remembered seeing Ed at numerous Marine Air Bases in California in the 1960s. He was known for going to the Navy hospitals and visiting the wounded Marines and Sailors from this country's conflicts, even in the last years of his life.

Colonel Ed presented awards and decorations to fellow Marines and attended many a Marine ceremony and the annual Marine Corps Birthday Ball. He stayed true to his Corps as a board member of the Marine Corps Scholarship Fund and as the honorary chairman of the National Marine Corps Aviation Museum. After retiring from the Marine Reserve, one night on the Johnny Carson show, members of the California Air National Guard came on stage.

Colonel Ed was commissioned a Brigadier General in the Air Guard in front of millions of Americans who watched it happen live. You will not see anything like that on TV anymore.

The three core values of a United States Marine are; honor, courage and commitment. This is what a Marine is taught from the first day of training and this is what that Marine believes. That was Colonel Edward P. McMahon Jr. USMCR Retired. Of course we knew Ed as Ed McMahon of the Johnny Carson, Tonight Show. Before he was a national figure he was a true combat hero and a patriot the nation needed then and this country needs now.

Your war is over. Thank you Colonel McMahon. Semper Fi sir.

23 June 2009
Major Van Harl USAF Ret.


Is it permissible for a civilian to tell a Marine "Semper fi"? If so, I'll add mine.

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Wednesday, 8 July 2009


2043 - How possible is a military-led coup in the US?

I posted the following statement in a closed forum:

the US military is so thoroughly professional, and the culture of it being subordinate to civilian power (but only insofar as it is required to follow lawful orders and refuse to follow unlawful ones) so ingrained, that a coup run or supported by the US military is just about totally impossible.


...and got told I was being "willfully optimistic". I truly don't think so; I can see no set of circumstances under which a coup would be supported by the US military, much less led by it, that did not involve actions on the part of the President and/or Congress that would rise to the level of outright abrogation of the Constitution and would produce an armed revolt among the populace.

Those of you reading this who are closer to the US armed forces than I am, how optimistic is my statement?

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current mood: [mood icon] surprised

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Friday, 3 July 2009


2143 - The auction ended, and the airplane's still for sale

The auction on eBay didn't come close to reaching the reserve price. I've now listed the airplane on the Barnstormers classified site, and we'll see if that generates any interest.

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current mood: [mood icon] crushed

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0751 - Coup in Honduras? Nonsense.

Ever since the Honduran government replaced its president, I've been watching as they were criticized as ignoring the rule of law to overthrow a democratically elected leader.

Horseshit and hogwash. They weren't ignoring the rule of law. They were upholding it. Octavio Sánchez, a lawyer and a former presidential adviser (2002-05) and minister of culture (2005-06) of the Republic of Honduras, explains in this Christian Science Monitor column that, by insisting on his referendum, former President Zelaya removed himself from office immediately, with no impeachment required:

Our Constitution takes such intent seriously. According to Article 239: "No citizen who has already served as head of the Executive Branch can be President or Vice-President. Whoever violates this law or proposes its reform [emphasis added], as well as those that support such violation directly or indirectly, will immediately cease in their functions and will be unable to hold any public office for a period of 10 years."

Notice that the article speaks about intent and that it also says "immediately" – as in "instant," as in "no trial required," as in "no impeachment needed."


Zelaya got a mob together to force the military to turn over the ballots to be used to hold his referendum. By doing so, he demonstrated that he was not willing to follow the Honduran Constitution. The Supreme Court and legislature agreed that he'd forfeited his office, and mandated his replacement.

The change in power in Honduras was a proper, legal response to an unconstitutional abuse of power. Obama and Clinton show their true colors in siding with Chavez and Castro against it. For all of the screaming about interfering in other governments' internal affairs, we sure are doing a lot of it in this case.

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current mood: [mood icon] cranky

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Thursday, 2 July 2009


2035 - Got the contact made

After a few days of trying and fiddling with antennas and radios, I finally got the contact made with the guy who needed me for the last county on the list. I've still got problems; there's a horrendous noise level on 40 meters, and I don't hear very much even on higher bands where there's not as much noise. It'd be nice if it worked reasonably well.

There are a few more things to try, but the pressure is off. I'll get the guy the proof he needs of the final contact in the next few days, and he'll collect his award at the ARRL National Convention in a few weeks.

location: 56031
current mood: [mood icon] accomplished

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Monday, 29 June 2009


1821 - What, me rare?!

I've now gotten two phone calls in the last week from hams looking to talk to me or Paul on the radio. This comes as a surprise...

One popular ham radio activity is to collect awards for making contacts with ("working") stations in some set of locations. Some awards are fairly easy, for example Worked All Continents (since there are only six, as Antarctica is counted along with Australia and the rest of the south Pacific as Oceania). Worked All States is harder, but a bit of persistence pays off.

Some are quite difficult. The best example of this is the DX Century Club, awarded for working stations in 100 DXCC "countries". (There are currently 338 countries on the list; for DXCC purposes, a country is an entity separate from other countries either politically or geographically. Hawaii and Alaska count as separate countries for DXCC purposes.) DXCC itself is a fairly common award, but the DXCC Honor Roll, awarded for working stations in at least 329 current countries (within 10 of every country on the current list; the list changes over time, and there are 58 deleted countries on the list), is quite difficult. It's an extremely sought-after achievement.

For some folks, working hams in all 50 states is nowhere near enough. There's a community known as "county hunters" that aims to work hams in all 3077 US counties. 1185 hams have done it at least once. 388 folks have done it twice; there's at least one ham who's done it eight eleven times. Some folks do it the other way around, too, traveling to all 3077 counties to give out contacts.

It turns out that Martin County, Minnesota is pretty rare. There are a fair number of hams here, but they don't seem to be all that active. The first caller has 22 contacts left to do it the second time around; the second caller has every county but this one to do it for the first time.

If I can figure out how to deal with grounding, I might throw a wire in the air and see if I can help these guys out - and anyone else who needs Martin County on their list.

location: 56031
current mood: [mood icon] surprised

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Sunday, 21 June 2009


1524 - Wanna buy my airplane?

Check out the eBay listing.

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current mood: [mood icon] crushed

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Saturday, 20 June 2009


1143 - He's Barack Obama

Satire, or documentary pandering? You decide, about JibJab's latest:

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current mood: [mood icon] amused

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Tuesday, 9 June 2009


1221 - Death of a dream

Anyone want to buy an airplane? Because of the Great Dempression, mine is for sale.

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current mood: [mood icon] crushed

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Thursday, 28 May 2009


0851 - The power of diplomacy

Andy Borowitz: U.S. to Respond to North Korea with ‘Strongest Possible Adjectives'

It wouldn't be as funny if it weren't so deadly accurate about the fecklessness of diplomacy and diplomats...

location: 56031
current mood: [mood icon] amused

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Monday, 18 May 2009


0758 - The National Debt Road Trip

"Obama's planned spending makes Bush look like a coupon-clipping housewife."



Thanks to [info]foolscap001 for pointing this one out.

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current mood: [mood icon] cranky

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Sunday, 17 May 2009


1924 - Daemon? Isn't that a program running in the background?

Your result for The Golden Compass Daemon Test...

The Honest Soul.

You are a talkative, open kind of person. You wear your heart on your sleeve, and you trust people not to break it. In a way, you are as honest and trusting as a child. You are comfortable with who you are and have a strong sense of self, but you are also a little sensitive. Hurtful remarks, especially from people whose opinion you value, have the power to wound you terribly.

You tend to be open about your thoughts and opinions, and you find it difficult to hide your emotions from people. You like to share your thoughts, opinions, and emotions with people, and to hear theirs in return. When someone disagrees with you or offends you, you will take them up on it, whether they are friends or strangers. You don't mind a friendly debate, but become upset when things get hostile. You wish that people wouldn't take everything so personally, but simply think calmly about things.

You have a close knit group of friends and family for whom you would sacrifice almost anything. You don't like big parties full of strangers - you would rather spend your time with the people whom you really care about. You need a private spot where you can retreat when the world gets to be too much, but you want to be able to emerge from your "den" and find your loved ones there to heap love and affection upon you.

Your daemon would represent your loving, open nature, and he or she would probably spend a lot of time encouraging you to be independent and to do the right thing.
Suggested forms: Dog, Otter, Marmoset, Saw-Whet Owl, Songbird, Chinchilla.


Take The Golden Compass Daemon Test
at HelloQuizzy

location: 56031
current mood: [mood icon] cheerful

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Monday, 11 May 2009


0937 - St00pid spammer, part n

I don't need to redact a thing except my own email address in this one, since the spammer forgot to put anything at all that identified what he was spamming for in his message:

From Lucius-cireca@infinityparking.com Sun May 10 18:57:24 2009
Return-Path: Lucius-cireca@infinityparking.com
X-Original-To: <redacted>
Delivered-To: <redacted>
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To: <redacted>
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Date: Sun, 10 May 2009 18:57:22 -0500 (CDT)
Status: RO
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current mood: [mood icon] amused

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Wednesday, 6 May 2009


0957 - Depends on your outlook

It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression "As pretty as an airport."
-- Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

The man who wrote that has never flown an airplane.

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current mood: [mood icon] awake

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Tuesday, 5 May 2009


1118 - No, I don't have the flu, swine or any other variety...

I was coughing before "swine flu" was anything but a bad memory of the Carter Administration.

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current mood: [mood icon] annoyed

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Wednesday, 22 April 2009


1525 - An American Carol: **/4 stars

I really wanted to like this movie. My opinion of Michael Moore is public record, I think Hollywood has been taken over by the looney Left, and skewering both seemed like a good idea to me. Having David Zucker administer the skewer would just be icing on the cake, as one of the folks behind that classic of American filmmaking, Airplane!.

Man, was I disappointed. Yes, it was funny in spots, but it wasn't the continuous floor-roller that Airplane! and Police Squad were. Several good classic lines were to be found, and I'll probably adopt one or two as catchphrases in appropriate circumstances. ("If they're on the battlefield, and they're shooting at you, THEY'RE GUILTY!") The cast selections were pretty inspired, though Leslie Nielsen as Osama bin Laden (even in a second-level movie) did nothing for me.

Kevin Farley's portrayal of Michael Malone (the Moore parody) works, for the most part. The biggest disappointment was his conversion to the ways of truth and justice; it seemed just a little too pat.

Kelsey Grammer as Patton stood out as the real star of the film. He really got into the part and chewed the scenery to an appropriate degree. I could even see him in a serious portrayal of the General, after this film. Jon Voight's George Washington was also outstanding, within the limitations of the part.

That brings me to the big disappointment: the film was just too preachy. The points they were trying to make can be made without using the heavy, overt preaching method. Voight's Washington suffers most from this. He's only got one scene, and it's a very heavy-handed reminder of 9/11. I expected Zucker to make us laugh at the Left and come to our own realization of how silly their positions are; at that, the movie largely fails.

The movie's okkay. Not great, dammit.

location: 94025
current mood: [mood icon] disappointed

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Wednesday, 15 April 2009


1956 - No checkride tomorrow, dammit

I've been working for 6 months on earning a sport pilot flight instructor rating. The final step in the process was scheduled for tomorrow: an intense 4 hours or so of oral and flight tests with a designated examiner.

That's off now. The examiner told me she's not comfortable with flying in a Zodiac.

My schedule for the next couple of months is about to get hairy. I have no idea when, or if, I'll be able to reschedule. The examiner I've been talking to is the only one in the area who does this type of test. There's one other one in the region, up in Superior, Wisconsin; even if he's willing to do it, we'll have to schedule a time when I'll be home and not working.

I'm at a loss. I want to go smash something, but there's nothing available.

location: 56031
current mood: [mood icon] pissed off

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Tuesday, 14 April 2009


2045 - The NTSB, the FAA, and me

CNN reports that the National Transportation Safety Board, the agency that investigates aircraft accidents in the US, has sent a letter to the FAA urgently recommending that all Zodiac CH601XL aircraft be grounded until an aerodynamic issue they claim is reponsible for several inflight breakups of the airplane has been corrected. They also sent a letter to ASTM International, the body that sets the standards under which the Zodiac is certified for flight, recommending changes in those standards.

The FAA, in a reply to the story on the AVweb news site, says that it has no immediate plans to call for the airplanes to be grounded.

Yes, my airplane is a Zodiac. I've known about the issue for several months now, including its possible link to the aircraft accidents. I've also been following the manufacturer's recommendations on the tension of one particular set of cables, and have also been taking particular care in flight to not exceed a couple of recommended limiting speeds for the airplane. I believe these measures, taken together, will minimize the risk of the problem affecting the airplane.

Life is risk. Aviation is all about managing risk. Yes, I could die in my airplane tomorrow. I'm more likely to do it by doing something stupid that kills lots of pilots, rather than by having my airplane come apart around me. I'm even more likely to die in my car on the way to the airport, or in bed, or lots of other ways. I do what I can to manage risk, and then I quit worrying about it.

location: 56031
current mood: [mood icon] calm

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Wednesday, 8 April 2009


0433 - Circus performer quiz

Via [info]vakkotaur:


Your result for What Circus Performer would you be?...

Dazzling Acrobat!

You scored 64 percent on Dazzling-Acrobat.

You are the acrobat. You hold yourself and others to high standards and love to get things accomplished, making yourself somewhat of a perfectionist. You are very passionate and dedicated to your passion. You have a great sense of adventure and love to try daring new things. How else would you find yourself swinging fifty feet in the air or doing amazing backflips on an elephant's back? You might be graceful, and if you're not, you're a hard-worker and very perseverant, so it makes up for your lack of grace.


***


Unfortunately, your talents and dedication leave you a little isolated from others. It is harder for you to make close companions, but the ones you find are totally worth it. You tend to have a few very good friends instead of many okay friends, and your friends share interests similar to your own.


***


Love is also important to you, but you sometimes place it second to your passion. Make sure to leave time for others. You are highly romantic and will find someone who adores you both for your strong personality and your amazing talents.


***


Keep dreaming, baby! Love and success are in your future.


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current mood: [mood icon] awake, unfortunately

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