40-foot-long meme - Jay Maynard

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Sunday, 9 July 2006


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0916 - 40-foot-long meme

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I miss somebody right now. I don't watch much TV these days. I own lots of books.
I wear glasses or contact lenses. × I love to play video games. I've tried marijuana.  (Yes, I was a child of the 70s.)
I've watched porn movies. × I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes. × I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.  (Everywhere, that is, except on trips where I have no baggage to check, and I always feel lost without it.)
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× I have broken someone's bones. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.  (Doesn't everyone?) I hate the rain.
I'm paranoid at times.  (...but am I paranoid enough?) × I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. I need/want money right now.
× I love sushi(yecch pooie bleagh.) × I talk really, really fast.  (Yeah, right. I'm from Texas.) × I have fresh breath in the morning.
× I have long hair. × I have lost money in Las Vegas. I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S. × I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
I like the way that I look.  (Overall, I'm not unhappy with it, though I could stand to lose about 40 pounds.) × I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. × I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings. I think prostitution should be legalized. × I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent. × I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. × I have a lot of friends.
I have pecked someone of the same sex.  (Uhm...pecked?! I'm taking this in the sense of "a peck on he cheek".) × I enjoy talking on the phone. × I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop. × I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. × I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a mobile phone. × I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. × I've rejected someone before.
I currently like/love someone. × I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. × I want to have children in the future.  (Not only no, but hell no. I'm convinced I would make a terrible father; my temper would get the better of me.)
× I have changed a diaper before. × I've called the cops on a friend before. I'm not allergic to anything.
I have a lot to learn.  (Everyone does, period.) × I am shy around the opposite sex. × I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
I have at least 5 away messages saved.  (Yup, though many of them were used only once.) I have tried alcohol or drugs before. × I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.  (Bleagh. South Park is nothing but crappy animation used as a vehicle to get 8-year-olds to cuss as much as possible.) × I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. I enjoy some country music.  (The stuff that has a lot of rock in it.)
I would die for my best friends. × I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. × I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. × I have dated a close friend's ex. I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys. × Democrat. Republican.
× I don't even know what I am. × I am punk rockish. × I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
I study for tests most of the time. × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. I can work on a car.  (I don't particularly like to, but if the need arises and I can't pay someone else to do it, I will.)
I love my job(s). I am comfortable with who I am right now. × I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can. × I have jumped off a bridge. × I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.  (I want an airplane, and think I'm finally in a job where I can do that in a year or two.) × I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs. × I went to college out of state. × I am adopted.
× I am a pyro. × I have thrown up from crying too much. × I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people. × I adore bright colours. × I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. I can pick up things with my toes.  (I was very surprised when I first learned that many people can't.) × I can't whistle.
I have ridden/owned a horse. × I still have every journal I've ever written in. × I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. × I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. × I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo. × I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. I am a caffeine junkie.  (Unfortunately.)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. × I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. × I'm an artist. × I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. × If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. × I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes. I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
I have lived in either three different states or countries.  (This is mildly surprising to me, since the overwhelming majority of my life was spent in Texas.) × I am extremely flexible. × I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business(No way. I'm not a businessman. I know what I'm good at, and that's not it.) × I smoke. I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
Nobody has ever said I'm normal. × Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.  (And damned proud of it, too.)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.  (I can take it or leave it.) I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.  (This is true in general, although I do believe that a man can be judged by the enemies he makes.) × I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before. I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. × I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone. × I have at least one obsession at any given time. × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. × I'm a judgmental asshole. × I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
I have travelled on more than one continent. × I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. × I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian(While I lean that way, there are too many things I disagree with for me to honestly describe myself that way.) I can speak more than one language.  (FSVO "speak".) × I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
I would rather read than watch TV. × I like reading fact more than fiction. × I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings. I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.  (One snowy night at Kansas City International Airport.) × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. × There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. × I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles. × The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. × I have hit someone with a dead fish.
I am compulsively honest. × I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.  (I suspect one appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live (the bodybuilding contest) counts...)
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. × I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. × I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. × I dislike milk. × I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me. × Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. × I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.  (No way. Way too much work.) I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.  (Buttermilk...yum.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. × Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.  (It's just another line of work.) × I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. × I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. × I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. × I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. × I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. I have a custom-built computer.  (I built it in the late 1970s, and it still runs.) × I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. × I've gone skinny-dipping. × I've performed in three plays.
I enjoy burritos. × I'm Irish and loving it. × I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin! Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. × Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.  (I wish I could do this, but sometimes, I just can't.)
I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. × I sleep more than 12 hours a day. × I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself. × I wish I was more open-minded. × I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
I download songs from the internet. × I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. × I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. × I love playing Truth or Dare. × I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone. × Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.  (I was never good at sports, and don't really enjoy playing them.) I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. × I can only hate someone that I love. × I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.


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