Jay Maynard (jmaynard) wrote,
Jay Maynard

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30,000 pounds of...cherries?

There's a sign in the window at a grocery store in Moosic, Pennsylvania (just outside Scranton):

"The truck that was carrying the cherries to our store in time for today's advertisement was in an accident. We regret that they will not be available. We apologize for any inconvenience."

Unfortunately, "cherries" doesn't even begin to scan the same as "bananas".

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