I hit the mother lode of non-mainstream with Jay Maynard's blow-by-blow account of his efforts to build the ultimate TRON costume.
This incredibly long, one-page effort comes complete with a series of full-colour photographs and was disturbing yet compelling.
The sight of a grown man wearing a unitard and Frisbee is just wrong on so many levels.
Even the eBay dude selling his wife's wedding dress or the nutter who thinks he's Peter Pan would have difficulty rivalling Jay and his TRON costume.
Why, thank you, ma'am.