You are an SRDL--Sober Rational Destructive Leader. This makes you a mob boss. You are the ultimate alpha person and even your friends give you your space. You can't stand whiners, weaklings, schlemiels or schlemozzles. You don't make many jokes, but when you do, others laugh out loud. They must.
People often turn to you for advice, and wisely. You are calm in a crisis, cautious in a tempest, and attuned to even the finest details. Yours is the profile of a smart head for business and a dangerous enemy.
You have a natural knack for fashion and occupy a suit like a matinee idol. Your charisma is striking and without artifice. You are generous, thoughtful, and appreciate life's finer things.
Please don't kick my ass.
I don't think I'm quite that intimidating...am I? Then again, those who have met my temper in full blast might have a different opinion. Fortunately, those are few and far between, these days.
As for a knack for fashion...no comment.
The quiz is here.
Update: For those of you who, like me, don't know the meaning of schlemiel or schlemozzle, here you go:
Schlemiel: Retard. Unlucky bungler. Chump.
Schlemozzle: Born loser.
If a schlemiel is someone who's always spilling soup on others, a schlemozzle is someone who's always the target of the soup.
There. I've broadened your vocabulary.