Jay Maynard (jmaynard) wrote,
Jay Maynard

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On dealing with airport security

Laura Billings, in today's St. Paul Pioneer-Press, talks about one man's frustration with airport security and how he dealt with it - by dropping his pants. She then went on to talk about her own troubles.

This triggered a memory, and that produced the following letter to the editor:

Laura Billings' column in today's paper reminded me of a trip I took recently. I'd gone to a renaissance faire in the morning, and by the time I headed for the airport, I didn't have time to change. I went in my period clothing. In that outfit, the only thing I have on below the waist is tights and open-framework shoes.

I had no trouble at all getting through security, as it was obvious I had nothing to hide.

Maybe I should travel like that more often.

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