Jay Maynard (jmaynard) wrote,
Jay Maynard

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

According to this story in today's Minneapolis Star-Tribune, because it didn't know jaywalking was illegal. A sheriff's deputy ticketed a chicken in Johannesburg, CA, for impeding traffic. Apparently, chickens in the road are a problem in the area.

I'm just wondering how you list the chicken on the ticket...

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