February 5th, 2004

Dammit

First thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers...

...and right after that, about half their clients.

I swear I'm not making this up. In an article in today's Miami Herald, a Knoxville woman is reported to have filed a lawsuit against Justin Timberlake, Janet Jackson, MTV, CBS, and their parent corporation, Viacom. She claims to have suffered "outrage, anger, embarrassment, and serious injury", along with millions of others. She's seeking class action status and billions of dollars in damages.

Render unto me a fucking break. Yeah, people were shocked and angered, and maybe embarrassed. Serious injury??!
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