Jay Maynard (jmaynard) wrote,
Jay Maynard

For fans of Zilch the Torysteller

Headline in today's Star-Tribune: "In case of bird flu, Minnesota has plan"

"What is plan?"

"Get moose and squirrel."

Sorry, I never learned to sign that, and I doubt it'd work on here anyway...

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