Jay Maynard (jmaynard) wrote,
Jay Maynard
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Wow. Just...wow.

I just called a friend.

"Hi, <friend>. You busy?"

"To quote Dorothy Parker...I'm f***ing busy, and vice versa."

By the time I'd finished replying "And you answered the phone?!", he'd hung up.

No, I'm not going to call him back for a while.
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