| × I have broken someone's bones.
||✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Doesn't everyone?)
||✓ I hate the rain.
|✓ I'm paranoid at times. (...but am I paranoid enough?)
|| × I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
||✓ I need/want money right now.
| × I love sushi. (yecch pooie bleagh.)
|| × I talk really, really fast. (Yeah, right. I'm from Texas.)
|| × I have fresh breath in the morning.
| × I have long hair.
|| × I have lost money in Las Vegas.
||✓ I have at least one sibling.
| × I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
|| × I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
||✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
|✓ I like the way that I look. (Overall, I'm not unhappy with it, though I could stand to lose about 40 pounds.)
|| × I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
|| × I am usually pessimistic.
| × I have a lot of mood swings.
||✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.
|| × I slept with a roommate.
| × I have a hidden talent.
|| × I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
|| × I have a lot of friends.
|✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Uhm...pecked?! I'm taking this in the sense of "a peck on he cheek".)
|| × I enjoy talking on the phone.
|| × I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
| × I love to shop and/or window shop.
|| × I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
|| × I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
|✓ I have a mobile phone.
|| × I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
|| × I've rejected someone before.
|✓ I currently like/love someone.
|| × I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
|| × I want to have children in the future. (Not only no, but hell no. I'm convinced I would make a terrible father; my temper would get the better of me.)
| × I have changed a diaper before.
|| × I've called the cops on a friend before.
||✓ I'm not allergic to anything.
|✓ I have a lot to learn. (Everyone does, period.)
|| × I am shy around the opposite sex.
|| × I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
|✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (Yup, though many of them were used only once.)
||✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
|| × I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
| × I own the "South Park" movie. (Bleagh. South Park is nothing but crappy animation used as a vehicle to get 8-year-olds to cuss as much as possible.)
|| × I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
||✓ I enjoy some country music. (The stuff that has a lot of rock in it.)
|✓ I would die for my best friends.
|| × I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
|| × I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
| × I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
|| × I have dated a close friend's ex.
||✓ I am happy at this moment.
| × I'm obsessed with guys.
|| × Democrat.
| × I don't even know what I am.
|| × I am punk rockish.
|| × I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
|✓ I study for tests most of the time.
|| × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
||✓ I can work on a car. (I don't particularly like to, but if the need arises and I can't pay someone else to do it, I will.)
|✓ I love my job(s).
||✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
|| × I have more than just my ears pierced.
| × I walk barefoot wherever I can.
|| × I have jumped off a bridge.
|| × I love sea turtles.
| × I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
||✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (I want an airplane, and think I'm finally in a job where I can do that in a year or two.)
|| × I am proficient on a musical instrument.
| × I hate office jobs.
|| × I went to college out of state.
|| × I am adopted.
| × I am a pyro.
|| × I have thrown up from crying too much.
|| × I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
| × I fall for the worst people.
|| × I adore bright colours.
|| × I usually like covers better than originals.
| × I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
||✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (I was very surprised when I first learned that many people can't.)
|| × I can't whistle.
|✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.
|| × I still have every journal I've ever written in.
|| × I talk in my sleep.
| × I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
|| × I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
|| × I wear a toe ring.
| × I have a tattoo.
|| × I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
||✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (Unfortunately.)
| × I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
||✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
|| × I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
|✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
|| × I'm an artist.
|| × I am ambidextrous.
| × I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
|| × If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
|| × I have terrible teeth.
| × I hate my toes.
||✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
||✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
|✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries. (This is mildly surprising to me, since the overwhelming majority of my life was spent in Texas.)
|| × I am extremely flexible.
|| × I love hugs more than kisses.
| × I want to own my own business. (No way. I'm not a businessman. I know what I'm good at, and that's not it.)
|| × I smoke.
||✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
|✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
|| × Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
||✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (And damned proud of it, too.)
| × I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (I can take it or leave it.)
||✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (This is true in general, although I do believe that a man can be judged by the enemies he makes.)
|| × I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
| × I have played strip poker with someone else before.
||✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
|| × I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
| × I can't stand being alone.
|| × I have at least one obsession at any given time.
|| × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
|✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
|| × I'm a judgmental asshole.
|| × I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
|✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
|| × I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
|| × I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
| × I am a Libertarian. (While I lean that way, there are too many things I disagree with for me to honestly describe myself that way.)
||✓ I can speak more than one language. (FSVO "speak".)
|| × I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
|✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
|| × I like reading fact more than fiction.
|| × I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
| × I have no piercings.
||✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (One snowy night at Kansas City International Airport.)
|| × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
| × I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
|| × There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
|| × I like most animals better than most people.
| × I own a collection of retro games consoles.
|| × The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
|| × I have hit someone with a dead fish.
|✓ I am compulsively honest.
|| × I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
||✓ I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (I suspect one appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live (the bodybuilding contest) counts...)
| × I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
|| × I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
|| × I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
| × I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
|| × I dislike milk.
|| × I obsessively wash my hands.
| × I always carry something significant around with me.
|| × Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
|| × I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
| × Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
|| × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (No way. Way too much work.)
||✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Buttermilk...yum.)
| × I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
|| × Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
|| × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
| × I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
||✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (It's just another line of work.)
|| × I don't like to chew gum.
| × I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
|| × I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
|| × I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
| × I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
|| × I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
|| × I love to sing.
| × I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
||✓ I have a custom-built computer. (I built it in the late 1970s, and it still runs.)
|| × I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
| × I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
|| × I've gone skinny-dipping.
|| × I've performed in three plays.
|✓ I enjoy burritos.
|| × I'm Irish and loving it.
|| × I have a thing for redheads.
| × I am a twin!
||✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
|| × Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (I wish I could do this, but sometimes, I just can't.)
|✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
|| × I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
|| × I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
| × I need more time to myself.
|| × I wish I was more open-minded.
|| × I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
|✓ I download songs from the internet.
|| × I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
|| × I say random things to freak people out.
| × I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
|| × I love playing Truth or Dare.
|| × I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
| × Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
|| × Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (I was never good at sports, and don't really enjoy playing them.)
||✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
| × I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
|| × I can only hate someone that I love.
|| × I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.